Dear Mark Strong,

I’m fine with you trying to sell me a Jaguar (is Tom Hiddleston as nice in person as he seems? Did you get to ride in the helicopter too? If not, you should have made sure to ride in the helicopter. Make a point to next time), but why the hell are you trying to sell me shitty beer? I trusted you!

Lots of love despite this rank betrayal-

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